TENJOOBERRYMUDS

Hoje foi um bom dia, apesar de ter dado zica na homologação do meu antigo emprego. Ganhei o dia com o e-mail que o Vitor me mandou, é MUITO engraçado (quem falar inglês, leia):

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS...


In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to Learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following Conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the Growing trend!!!
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and Room-service:

SERVIÇO DE QUARTO (SERVIÇO): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Hóspede: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

SERVIÇO: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Hóspede: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

SERVIÇO: "Ow July den?"

Hóspede: ".....What??"

SERVIÇO: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Hóspede: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... Scrambled, please."

SERVIÇO: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Hóspede: "Crisp will be fine."

SERVIÇO: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Hóspede: "What?"

SERVIÇO: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Hóspede: "I... Don't think so."

SERVIÇO: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Hóspede: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' Means."

SERVIÇO: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Hóspede: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

SERVIÇO: "We bodder?"

Hóspede: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

SERVIÇO: "Wad?!?"

Hóspede: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

SERVIÇO: "Copy?"

Hóspede: "Excuse me?"

SERVIÇO: "Copy...tea...meel?"

Hóspede: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

SERVIÇO: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder
on Sigh and copy... Rye ??"

Hóspede: "Whatever you say."

SERVIÇO: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Hóspede: "You're welcome."

A noite fizemos um programão nerd... noite divertida, e ainda ganhei meu primeiro presente de aniversário: O DVD DO ERA DO GELO 2 (que eu ainda não tinha).

Bom, celebrando o Nerd Way of Life, aqui vai o link da página oficial do Street Fighter: The Later Years no site do College Humor, com a saga completa até o sexto episódio (pelo menos até agora):

http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:street-fighter-the-later-years